18 thoughts on “Louis Van Gaal named Manchester United manager”
Louis Van Gaal appointed as the New Manchester United Manager
Really hope he brings super talent Mephis Depay with him,
Kom op LOUIS!
Finally some great news.
Finally something to look forward too, but lets not get carried away, we
still have too many number 10s, a very weak defence and we’ll be held to
ransom over some of the top talent out there because of no european
football! I hope the love affair with Van Gaal works out in the long
term but most of all I hope all the players get there arses kicked in the
summer and start playing for the badge! #unitedforever #thenextone
#louisvangaal #goodluck your gonna need it!
New manager cool great now you just need an entire new squad. lol love to
see Man U struggle. Fucking love it. Defeat after defeat. I fucking love it
man lol
Lets be realistic here, Firstly UTDs first team is in bits, it needs
players all over the pitch Welbeck is not good enough he’s the same age as
Liverpools Danny and hasn’t got a patch on him what so ever. So he needs
replacing, I had high hopes for Hernandez but he has the first touch of a
rapist. the middle of the park is by far our biggest problem but now having
lost three defenders we need them replaced too. Van Gaal would wanna be
getting at least 6 players in this window alone or we could be looking at
another disappointing season. He seems like a great manager lets hope he
can bring great footballers with him, remember lads city, liverpool,
chelsea and arsenal are all going to sign good players too so and all four
have champions league football next year. Mr Van Gaal would want to have
these players litterally about to put pen to paper or it will end up like
last summer when Ed went to finish the urgent business of signing no one at
all.
Van gaal can become a legend at the club within his 1st day in charge by
telling security at carrington to not let fellani any where near the clubs
training facilities.
Great News for Manchester United & all footballfans all around the world
!!!
Yes!! I’ve died and gone to heaven !
Are you guys actually happy with him??? Lol he is crazy.
Alright. I am an AJAX fan and seasonticketholder for years.
Man United fans and,and foremost the players, should get ready for an
immense culture shock.
Van Gaal will demand the VERY best, from the biggest and best-paid players.
Read: Rooney!
If Rooney doesn’t deliver, he will be sitting in the stands during
matchtime, before he blinks his eyes. If Rooney is fat and lazy, he will be
out in a minute. Just an example.
But the best for last:
Louis van Gaal will be bringing a lot to the table. He will get the most
talented young players from the Man United academy and makes them stars.
Count on that.
Plus, Van Gaal will get Man United to play the golden AJAX style.
Not like our current AJAX, because we don’t have the money to keep our best
players, but AJAX from the midnineties. or like his Barca played.
That is Van Gaal.
Also: you will get the best and most outragious press conferences you have
ever seen. Because Van Gaal is, Van Gaal. He is a “strange” man. Let us say
that.
But one of the best coaches the world has ever seen.
I’ve been following Van Gaal since I was 5 years old, when he won the CL
with Ajax Amsterdam. Van Gaal always has been a manager who loves to play
attacking football, and to use young players.
He won the 1995 CL with youngsters like Seedorf, Kluivert, Davids etc. They
all became worldclass footballers.
After that he went to Barcelona. It wasn’t the best fit mostly because he
had lots of trouble with the Spanish media. You could compare his stay with
Mourinho’s stay at Real Madrid.
During his time at Barcelona he used lots of Dutch players but also players
from the Barca youth like Puyol. He also made Mourinho his assistent, while
he was just a translator at first.
After this he went back to Holland and became the coach of the national
squad. This was his first and only huge failure because he didn’t quality
for the 2002 world cup. This was mostly because of a bad relationship with
his players. He then went back to Ajax Amsterdam, to become the technical
director of football, he left because of trouble with Ronaldo Koeman who
was coaching the team at the time. After this he went on to coach a
smaller club in the Netherlands called AZ Alkmaar. They had only won 1
title in the 80s and they aren’t a big club in the Netherlands. He managed
to let them play good football and made them champions of the Netherlands.
After his return to the Netherlands he became the manager of FC Bayern and
we all know how that went. He won the title and almost won the CL. He lost
the final to Mourinho’s Inter, his former pupil.
He then stopped training for a year and then he became the coach of the
dutch national squad AGAIN. He wanted to make up for the failed
qualification of 2002. The Dutch squad of 2012 needed new energy because
the 2002 EC was a totall failure. Van Gaal got the mission to make the
Dutch national squad a good footballing machine again. He is using lots of
young players now. Martins Indi, De Vrij, Janmaat, Cillisen, Clasie, Blind
and Depay are examples of young dutch talents who he has given a chance.
Van Gaal was also the manager who gave players like Muller, Kroos, Alaba
etc. a chance at Bayern.
You can expect a manager who will cause lots of fights with the media. He
says that the media just has to report about what’s happening and not
trying to give their own opinion about football because they aren’t on the
same level as coaches and players. You can also expect a manager who will
use lots of youth players of ManU. It also wouldn’t be a suprise if Van
Gaal and Rooney will get into many fights. Van Gaal had his biggest fight
back in the day with Rivaldo. If Rooney doesn’t bring what Van Gaal wants
there will be trouble.
Van Gaal pushes his squads to the limit. That’s why many players get tired
of him after a few years. So don’t expect him to stay for 10 years. But he
does win prizes and he lets his teams play good and beautifull football.
Van Gaal appointment is a first warning for rivals team especially
Loserpool and Citeh that we will back next season with the bang, cannot
wait King Louis dust his healing magic on our club which been utterly
destroy by that Gollum Moyes.
Personally, I’ve had it with Welbeck. He’s pushing 24, he’s no longer a
young player by any standards and he’s played over 2400 min this season and
has got only 11 goals to show for it. Fuck him. Dat guy flopped.
Louis Van Gaal appointed as the New Manchester United Manager
Really hope he brings super talent Mephis Depay with him,
Kom op LOUIS!
Finally some great news.
Finally something to look forward too, but lets not get carried away, we
still have too many number 10s, a very weak defence and we’ll be held to
ransom over some of the top talent out there because of no european
football! I hope the love affair with Van Gaal works out in the long
term but most of all I hope all the players get there arses kicked in the
summer and start playing for the badge! #unitedforever #thenextone
#louisvangaal #goodluck your gonna need it!
New manager cool great now you just need an entire new squad. lol love to
see Man U struggle. Fucking love it. Defeat after defeat. I fucking love it
man lol
Lets be realistic here, Firstly UTDs first team is in bits, it needs
players all over the pitch Welbeck is not good enough he’s the same age as
Liverpools Danny and hasn’t got a patch on him what so ever. So he needs
replacing, I had high hopes for Hernandez but he has the first touch of a
rapist. the middle of the park is by far our biggest problem but now having
lost three defenders we need them replaced too. Van Gaal would wanna be
getting at least 6 players in this window alone or we could be looking at
another disappointing season. He seems like a great manager lets hope he
can bring great footballers with him, remember lads city, liverpool,
chelsea and arsenal are all going to sign good players too so and all four
have champions league football next year. Mr Van Gaal would want to have
these players litterally about to put pen to paper or it will end up like
last summer when Ed went to finish the urgent business of signing no one at
all.
Van gaal can become a legend at the club within his 1st day in charge by
telling security at carrington to not let fellani any where near the clubs
training facilities.
Great News for Manchester United & all footballfans all around the world
!!!
Yes!! I’ve died and gone to heaven !
Are you guys actually happy with him??? Lol he is crazy.
Alright. I am an AJAX fan and seasonticketholder for years.
Man United fans and,and foremost the players, should get ready for an
immense culture shock.
Van Gaal will demand the VERY best, from the biggest and best-paid players.
Read: Rooney!
If Rooney doesn’t deliver, he will be sitting in the stands during
matchtime, before he blinks his eyes. If Rooney is fat and lazy, he will be
out in a minute. Just an example.
But the best for last:
Louis van Gaal will be bringing a lot to the table. He will get the most
talented young players from the Man United academy and makes them stars.
Count on that.
Plus, Van Gaal will get Man United to play the golden AJAX style.
Not like our current AJAX, because we don’t have the money to keep our best
players, but AJAX from the midnineties. or like his Barca played.
That is Van Gaal.
Also: you will get the best and most outragious press conferences you have
ever seen. Because Van Gaal is, Van Gaal. He is a “strange” man. Let us say
that.
But one of the best coaches the world has ever seen.
I’ve been following Van Gaal since I was 5 years old, when he won the CL
with Ajax Amsterdam. Van Gaal always has been a manager who loves to play
attacking football, and to use young players.
He won the 1995 CL with youngsters like Seedorf, Kluivert, Davids etc. They
all became worldclass footballers.
After that he went to Barcelona. It wasn’t the best fit mostly because he
had lots of trouble with the Spanish media. You could compare his stay with
Mourinho’s stay at Real Madrid.
During his time at Barcelona he used lots of Dutch players but also players
from the Barca youth like Puyol. He also made Mourinho his assistent, while
he was just a translator at first.
After this he went back to Holland and became the coach of the national
squad. This was his first and only huge failure because he didn’t quality
for the 2002 world cup. This was mostly because of a bad relationship with
his players. He then went back to Ajax Amsterdam, to become the technical
director of football, he left because of trouble with Ronaldo Koeman who
was coaching the team at the time. After this he went on to coach a
smaller club in the Netherlands called AZ Alkmaar. They had only won 1
title in the 80s and they aren’t a big club in the Netherlands. He managed
to let them play good football and made them champions of the Netherlands.
After his return to the Netherlands he became the manager of FC Bayern and
we all know how that went. He won the title and almost won the CL. He lost
the final to Mourinho’s Inter, his former pupil.
He then stopped training for a year and then he became the coach of the
dutch national squad AGAIN. He wanted to make up for the failed
qualification of 2002. The Dutch squad of 2012 needed new energy because
the 2002 EC was a totall failure. Van Gaal got the mission to make the
Dutch national squad a good footballing machine again. He is using lots of
young players now. Martins Indi, De Vrij, Janmaat, Cillisen, Clasie, Blind
and Depay are examples of young dutch talents who he has given a chance.
Van Gaal was also the manager who gave players like Muller, Kroos, Alaba
etc. a chance at Bayern.
You can expect a manager who will cause lots of fights with the media. He
says that the media just has to report about what’s happening and not
trying to give their own opinion about football because they aren’t on the
same level as coaches and players. You can also expect a manager who will
use lots of youth players of ManU. It also wouldn’t be a suprise if Van
Gaal and Rooney will get into many fights. Van Gaal had his biggest fight
back in the day with Rivaldo. If Rooney doesn’t bring what Van Gaal wants
there will be trouble.
Van Gaal pushes his squads to the limit. That’s why many players get tired
of him after a few years. So don’t expect him to stay for 10 years. But he
does win prizes and he lets his teams play good and beautifull football.
Van Gaal appointment is a first warning for rivals team especially
Loserpool and Citeh that we will back next season with the bang, cannot
wait King Louis dust his healing magic on our club which been utterly
destroy by that Gollum Moyes.
Personally, I’ve had it with Welbeck. He’s pushing 24, he’s no longer a
young player by any standards and he’s played over 2400 min this season and
has got only 11 goals to show for it. Fuck him. Dat guy flopped.
A new fresh start van gaal.
And this guy sounds like a manc….Not…
Welbeck is shit